Hey, what is up my well-hated bro!
...Jade, I am not wearing my hat right now.
Oh. =P Yeah, I guess so. Why aren't you? And why are you set up in your recolored Hitler-study anyway?
Because, we have company!
Company? What does tha-OHMYGOD THE WALL'S ON
Yes Jade. Say hi to your readers!
OHMYGAWD WE HAVE READERS OHMYGADOHMYGAWD!!!! How many are there??? I can only see into Bach's lab!!
Well... yeah that's the way that it works! It has to go on through plot shenanigans, there's nothing that I can do, remember? ...Jade?
Hiiiiiiii guys! I'm Jade, and this is Andrew! We're wri-
Jade, they know all this. It's in the attribution at the bottom of every page. And you've been introduced.
Yeah, of course!!! I was just going to tell them about all the cool post-
No, wait, what are you dong?? Are you just going to spoil the rest of the plot for them?
No of course not!!! It's not a spoiler if we were going to tell them anyway, right? And you said that stuff would start at the beginning of act 4, and you also said that the wall would only go on between acts, and last I saw we were in act 3, so we've got to be about to do that anyway, right?
...no, I decided to chop act 3 up 'cause I needed more intermissions, so we're about to go into act 3 act 2, not act 4.
Aw. I wanted to get into the-
Don't say it! This is supposed to be for recap and exposition, not for future twist stuff!
Wait, did you already do a recap?? I wanted to do that!
Yeah, everything that happened so far. If you want to do one anyway I think that there are a couple of readers who want a tl;dr version, so you could do that I guess.